My Sense of humor(?)

I’ve heard many times over the years that 1. Some people don’t understand my sense of humor, or 2. don’t realize I’m kidding. I’ve also learned over the yrs some people do not “understand” sarcasm. Anyway, lots of times I post on here I’m trying to be “funny”, but I guess some people don’t see it that way. But really, how many husbands, boy friends or SOs do you know that would sit beside their wife, GF, or SO for a couple of hours, several nights in a row, unraveling their f’ing skein of yarn (FYI: the GF was the one that made the mess with the skein, not me, by not watching what they were doing) without asking if you/they could break one string of the (f’ing) skein in the middle in order to make the unraveling somewhat easier? i unravelled this 1-2 mile long piece of string (aka “yarn”), WITHOUT having to make any breaks. I think I deserve a f’ing medal! [or, maybe, something as simple as a banana split). Don’t you agree? By the way, I once was in a TJMax store with the same person, and I did something or said something that another TJMax customer overheard or saw, and she came up to me and “you must be the B…H…E…!” (I’ll let you figure out what the letters stand for, but she said the words out loud – otherwise I would have thought this lady was a kook), but here she was, someone who didn’t know me, comes up to me in the store, and gives me the BHE award – first time I had ever heard that (and, boy, did i get a lot of mileage out of that compliment for the next few days). So, whatever it was I said or did that day (and it had to be something really simple since we were just shopping together), I think I deserve another BHE pat on the back, for this yarn business, don’t you?? [ This was a tongue in cheek story ]. Maybe, I’ll get something other than coal in my stocking this Christmas…